there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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