i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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