he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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