do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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