Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Randomize
