Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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