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(603): View more from New Hampshire

turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(937): View more from Ohio

Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

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(305): View more from Florida

we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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(+33): View more from France

Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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(319): View more from Iowa

Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it

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(937): View more from Ohio

do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good

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(802): View more from Vermont

I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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