as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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