Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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