Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
