At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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