it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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