Whod you bang
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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