A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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