You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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