Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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