I heard we made out
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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