Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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