Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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