so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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