how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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