turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We left the knife in your bed.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
