put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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