I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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