Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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