Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
