Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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