Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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