Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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