Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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