i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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