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Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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