if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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