There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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