If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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