My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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