Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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