that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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