We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
