dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I have feelings that need drinking.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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