Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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