I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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