can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is it because I queefed?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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