The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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