Fuck appropriateness.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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