You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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