so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
