Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I want to be your penis for a week.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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