it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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