You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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