I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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