this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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