Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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