fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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