you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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