Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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