I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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